Monday, April 16, 2007

Jacques Cousteau Presents

Yezz, here ve are, in ze dark blue depths of ze local lake. Vondervul, colorvul schools ov vish svim around me, volloving the zircle ov live and death. Ve catch one, and hold eet een my hand. Eet eez a yozuri zhad, a baitvish zat eez ze main vood zource vor most vish in zis lake. How beeautivul eet eez. Zey svim in mazzive schools, ov manee age classes. I catch another ov zeeze tinee vish. Eet eez a zmall vemale, and zhee vishes to mate with zee larger male. Vee vill leave zeeze two vizhez to pevorm as nature eentended.
Aaaah, yezzz! ve are very lucky today, vor vee zee ze rare albino yozuri zhad. Never bevore captured on vilm, zees zhad is endangered, hunted almozt into egztinczion by ze top predator on ze vood zhain een zees lake...MAN. Az vee look clozer, vee can zee ze scars ov eetz vight to ztay alive een zees harzh, but beeautivul enviroment. Vee vill leave zees vizhes now, to vight vor zurvival in zees, zee vild, untamed blue vaters ov zees local lake.

1 comment:

Bart said...

too funny... pronounce this word tho "egztinczion".. LoL